Vomitatious

Hey guys, sorry about the late entry about Friday's show, and it's only gonna be a small one too, because I've had very little sleep and I'm grumpy, so cop that.

Friday's episode was Vomitatious, because that's the word the primary school level mature Pepper used to describe the clearly hot for it Adam. In a very "How you doing?" scene, Pepper and Rosie were chillaxing in the backyard in bikinis, and Adam pops up wondering if he can plug his extension cord in at their place. Very Benny Hill wink wink know what I mean? It must be said here that I'm no reader of Zoo Magazine, or Ralph, and chicks in bikinis, while not the grossest thing in the world unless it's Emma on BB, is not usually the huge turn on for me that meathead advertisers generally feel it is. However, the double team of Pepper, and specifically Rosie, lounging in the backyard, was just plain hotttt. Anyways, this "I don't like him shut up do not takes one to know one" shit continues for a little while until thankfully Rosie tells her to STFUPS and Papper and Adam agree to have a drink because there's clearly something between them. Thanks fuck. Pepper's awesome and lovely and very very funny, but much more of that Grade 3 shit and I was gonna start cringing, and once that starts, it's hard to stop. Just becomes a natural Pavlovian reaction to that character's appearance on screen. Like yelling "FUCK OFF CUNT!" each time Boyd breathes. What a fuckhead.

As an aside, Voodoo Child is on the radio right now, and I'd forgotten what an awesome all-time brilliant song this is. As much great work Kylie's done, and as good as Torn was, this is easily the best musical result of Neighbours' long history. Oodles & Noodles "Do The Hop" second.

Now, back to important matters at hand, an important part of Pepper's shitstirring with Adam was Rosie going on about how gorgeous he wa and just being a bit of a tard, but Frazer overheard her calling him a perfect Englishman etc, and presumably because he can't walk, he got a bit hurt and trundled off. That was a bit sad, cos Frazer's the best dude ever, and Rosie felt bad and made him his favourite meal for dinner (can't remember what - Oh I think it might be Thai, cos that's what Pepper made him ages ago and he cracked the shits at her cos someone had just died - maybe Camrob?) but he's gone. Frazer's done the whole "I'm off B back when I'm better n can walk n shit kthxbye" so we don't know where, how long or antyhing, but he's done a runner, pardon the awful discriminatory term there any handicaps having this read to you.

Getting pretty tired, so I can't really remember what else happened - oh yeah someone called THORN has stolen Steph's high score on teh SEGA motorbike game, and it's not Toadie, cos he';s shit at it, but Boyd (CUNT!) seems to be pretty good on the ole motortreadly, so Steph thinks it might be him. It's not really interesting at all, unless it turns out it's Little Britain Andy who's THORN, cos that would be something. I'm sure there were bigger plot developments, but buggered if I can remember.

Oh no wait, the big plot was with Caleb in the hospital, the dude with Stinger's heart. Sky, Bree and Boyd went back to hang with the pal, and he's a funky dude, does graf art and everythinks! He's about to get out of hospital but he and Sky are gonna keep hangin, and it's obvious there's some connection there, and sh even asked him to do some wicked graffiti on the mural she's gonna paint in Stinger's honour. Gnarley! The little cool crew of Sky, Boyd and Bree is nausiating, and Bree shoulc stop calling wacknut 'Soul Sister' and start saying goodbye. If Boyd and Sky survive the next round of cast cuts, the world is crazy.

The one upshot was that they took the piss out of each of them a little in a nice discussion, where Boyd uncharacteristically had some character insight into someone other than his Dad ("Always right"), and remarked that Sky's burgeoning friendship with Caleb was "her latest lame duck" she could take care of. She fired back that he's always gotta be the "knight in shining armour" which was a nice little rebuttal from Sky. Of course these well-scripted insights turned into shit as Sky and Boyd had a playfight shouting "Lame duck!" and "Shining armour" at each other, and felt forced, like the final coupla month of Stinger & Sky's antics (that cross dressing Euro artist schtick was more painful than Katya & Ned's Backstreet Boys scheme), and just showed that Boyd shouldn't try to be a real person.

There was probably some further fallout over Davo too, but I don't remember what. Sorry guys, hanging up the descripting gloves for one day, I'm buggered, and it's just too easy to rant about who's shit, when normally I pretend to justify how each and every separate criticism of Ned is individually warranted.

Cheerio, love you all.